Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

@12 hours ago with 3001 notes
#Oh damn 
portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 


Exceeeeeept it’s not. At all.

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Exceeeeeept it’s not. At all.

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@15 hours ago with 91476 notes

Meeeeeh anxiety. Why does this happen in mornings? I hate waking up and feeling panicked.

@1 day ago
#eachuisge: personal 
@1 day ago with 149 notes
#Must let everyone know I am not a native Texan #this is not my home #it is a temporary residence 
pascaldupuis:

SOMEONE PURCHASE ME THIS.
http://teespring.com/aicpitt?var=ppe1
@4 days ago with 7 notes
#I need it 

heartyglobe:

filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”

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@4 days ago with 439288 notes
#I wish I liked her music more #Because I damn sure love her as a person 

caleb4l said: Quit posting absolute bullshit and get over the fact that a fucking criminal was put to rest that day. If he would have never stole from the store, he most likely wouldn't have had contact with police that day. If he would have never assaulted the officer and reached for his gun, he wouldn't have took a bullet to the skull. #justicehasbeenserved

topolk:

cognitivedissonance:

Even if he stole Rellos, would he get the death penalty? No.

Even if he stole an officer’s gun, would he get the death penalty? No.

Even if he punched a cop, would he get the death penalty? No.

Never mind the end of that video shows Mike Brown paying for his Rellos.

Never mind the store owner said there was no robbery and that no one working for him reported it.

Never mind the police chief said Darren Wilson did not know Mike Brown was a “suspect” in a robbery — he was stopped for walking in the street versus on the sidewalk.

Never mind the autopsy report that says he was shot from nearly 35ft away.

Never mind that report shows wounds consistent with him being shot with his hands in the air.

Ultimately, you have one White cop who gunned down yet another unarmed Black man, a police force that has not been at all forthcoming with any answers, and a Black community tired of their children being murdered for shit as simple as walking down the street. That same police force (accompanied by National Guard and Missouri Highway Patrol) has used violence to try to quell peaceful protest.

When looting broke out, the people in that community banded together to PROTECT local businesses from the looters who looked a fuckton like your shitstain self.

Here’s a newsflash, cockwagon: If you stole Rellos, your ass might spend a few hours in a holding cell. You might stay overnight. But you’re never gonna be thought of as a suspect right off the bat by a cop when you’re just walking down the street with a pal. You’re never gonna have to worry if your hoodie makes you suspect. You’re never gonna have to wonder if a traffic stop is going to end in your murder.

And if you go all mass shooter on us, which White boys like yourself are wont to do, rest assured your legacy will be burnished with sympathetic interviews bemoaning how such a good boy went wrong. The media will not pour through your social media profiles looking for the most “thug” picture of you mean mugging for the camera. In fact, if you have a gun selfie on your Facebook, you’re just standing up for your Second Amendment rights. Of course you’re not a thug like THOSE people, amirite?

Also, you’ll be a hell of a lot more likely to be taken alive after committing mass murder than a young Black man who was simply suspect for walking down the street, or holding his wallet, or who fit the description — that catchall justification beloved by policemen everywhere. Or even a young Black woman seeking help after a car crash. If you pound on a stranger’s door, you’re getting a ambulance instead of a bullet in the face.

Take your impotent Wonderbread™ White supremacist opinions elsewhere, son, because I am fresh out of fucks to give and won’t be restocking any time soon.

P.S. Your wrong as fuck hashtag up there means as much as your opinions. I think you forgot how to internet.

This. This is exactly what I think when people say “oh, Ferguson isn’t a race issue.” GTFOHWTBS.

"It’s not about race, it was an excessive use of force." No. It was both.

I don’t want to get into the use of false equivalencies, but if you’re black in this country (or simply a person with a working set of eyes and a general sense of what’s right and wrong), it’s hard to not to be bothered when you see that a white person who shot up a theater full of people, killing twelve, was awarded the “decency” of being arrested alive and is now awaiting trial while a black person who may or may not have assaulted an officer was shot 6 times, twice in the head, from up to 30 feet away. Or that it’s OK to shoot a member of the US House of Representatives in the head from point blank range while killing six other people. If you’re a white guy, we won’t shoot you. Hell, we’ll even give you a trial and you won’t get the death penalty. But if you’re a black man selling loose cigarettes, damn right we’ll choke you out on the street. Ditto for if you’re a Mexican man who doesn’t want to show ID.

Now I’m not going to sit here and say cops don’t use excessive force on undeserving white suspects. They do. But based on both anecdotal and factual evidence, the number of people who wind up dead at the hands of police suuuuure seems a bit skewed toward black and brown people.

@6 days ago with 3961 notes
#Most of my coworkers are racist. I want to staple this to their foreheads. 
@1 week ago with 1619 notes

yagr:

i’m not against the expansion teams, i’m against the high number of teams. solution: add las vegas, remove the capitals organization 

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@13 hours ago with 37 notes
#With the stipulation that I get brooks orpik 

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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@15 hours ago with 160498 notes
What they say to kids who want pets:Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
@1 day ago with 15043 notes

Lol, screw this university. Got a notification that the syllabus for my class was posted, but when I went to read it I learn it won’t be available until tomorrow. Why notify me it’s available when it isn’t? I need to know if I have lab tomorrow night, and I’m working in Burleson tomorrow so chances aren’t great that I’ll be back in time if I need to show up for class at 6.

@3 days ago
#Eachuisge: personal #uuuuuuugh 

pascaldupuis:

Lmao. I wish I would get this question. Wtf

I dont think anon knows how long its really been since Ive gotten any.

I mean, most of my job involves shaving various scrotums so…

@4 days ago with 2 notes
#But the real answer would be like three hours 

So my cat plays fetch at night…

@5 days ago with 2 notes

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

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@6 days ago with 365451 notes