OMG, one of our friends somehow still hasn’t seen that latest batman. We just played a clip of Bane’s voice and he lost it. Apparently he thought we’ve all been fucking with him for the past two years when we did impressions?
@3 hours ago
#Why is this so funny
Biochemistry exam in 30 minutes. Subconsciously chose the lucky Kunitz shersey to wear to class… Here’s hoping.
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@3 days ago with 149297 notes
I’m not alone in being distressed by this, am I?
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My advice 2 straight girls who think girls are cool and cute and attractive in any way: consider bein bi. Consider………loving girls and that’s it that’s all u gotta do just give it a chance &have a good time
and to straight guys..?????
i dont give advice to straight guys. i avoid speaking to or interacting with straight guys at all, instead i love and respect myself
@3 days ago with 23036 notes
One of the things about working where I do is seeing a ton of animals that I want to help out. But yesterday we worked on a dog that I’m pretty sure I need. I was up front all day, so I didn’t get to work with him much, but my brief interactions kind of sealed it.
B is a big (70 ish pound) blue pit who absolutely needs to come live with me. Despite being dumped at an animal shelter (literally just left there after hours, where he waited outside for them to let him in the door in the morning ), and having all kinds of skin issues likely due to neglect or abuse, he was the sweetest dog I’ve ever met. Every time I walked to the back, he’d wag his tail and say hi. In the afternoon we had a puppy get scared of his cone and lose his goddamn mind. B just so happened to be leaving at the time, so he laid down next to the pup, licked him until he calmed down, then got up and followed me with a look like “hey, the kid was scared, I couldn’t just leave him!” He gave the best puppy kisses and was the absolute best. Well behaved despite not knowing much, calm, and so sweet.
The animal shelter employees hinted that he might not have a whole lot of time left. It’s a small shelter with a large animal load, and big pits don’t exactly have a whole lot of fans in the area.
I just want to bring him home, but my landlords don’t allow dogs here. I’m kind of considering bringing up a few of my concerns for safety and security to see if I can get a loophole worked out. Between the recent arson, the state trooper yesterday, and today finding that the boyfriend’s auto repair tools were stolen from the shed, I should be able to argue for getting a dog companion, right?
@3 days ago with 3 notes
yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you
these are probably the best pies in london
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