jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

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barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

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virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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@2 days ago with 81503 notes

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

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@3 days ago with 106095 notes

Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

@4 days ago with 5007 notes
#Oh damn 
portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 


Exceeeeeept it’s not. At all.

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Exceeeeeept it’s not. At all.

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@5 days ago with 118285 notes

Meeeeeh anxiety. Why does this happen in mornings? I hate waking up and feeling panicked.

@5 days ago
#eachuisge: personal 
@6 days ago with 154 notes
#Must let everyone know I am not a native Texan #this is not my home #it is a temporary residence 
1/4 part of me:I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me:I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me:I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me:I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood
@1 day ago with 745600 notes
#Accurate except for the petite thing. 

oatmeal:

I drew Spider-Man like the new Spider-Woman.

@1 day ago with 5911 notes
#I CANT BREATHE 

Since this came up... 

mulishmusings:

bigcatawareness:

homeless-sapien:

hobboxcorner:

Hello, yes, Essemess here on the totally relevant topic of house cat vs cougar fights. Here are my two hypoallergenic kitties, a house cat and a cougar. In case there’s any confusion, the cougar is the one on the right.

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You might have noticed just how large the cougar is in comparison to the…

Well, we let our kittehs go outside, but we fully know that their demise via large predator is very possible. For us it’s more an issue of of quality of life vs. quantity. Our cats are just much happier being able to go outside than if we had to keep them in.

I can guarantee you your cat isn’t happy to die an early, horrible death. This is a horrendous attitude to have about an animal on your care, an animal that depends on you and trusts you to know what’s best for it. You are literally saying you don’t care about the dangers you expose your cat to because they might be happy for like four years. Never mind the illnesses and injuries they acquire along the way. Such quality.
Shame on you.

It is also bull to say they are happier. The cats that have been raised around people and never lived on the street simply don’t know the dangers. My cats are all formal ferals. I’ve had several others. All the feral cats I’ve ever had, after they get inside and safe and have regular food, do not want to go back outside. In fact, several will have severe panic attacks if they think you are going to take them outside. Some get over this as they get older and more established inside.  However, none of them want to be outside unsupervised, or for very long. These animals know that the outside is dangerous and that inside is a lot more comfortable, safe, and nice.

Also cats not being raised outside by other outside animals don’t get the teachings from their mother to know how to handle many situations. Instincts are great but being taught by their mother is very important. Because they don’t have this knowledge domestic, non feral cats are at greater risk when outside. Ignorance might be bliss but it is often also a death sentence.

Not really going to jump in on this debate, as my views have already been hashed out by others. But I did like @mulishmusings observation about previously feral cats. My Yog-Sosoft is a reformed feral kitten and he is terrified of the outside. We took him out on a leash and harness once and he hated it (though he is better about car rides - they aren’t “outside.”) I had some suspicion that this was due to him having lived outside for several months and a little bit of corroboration is nice.

@2 days ago with 85 notes

Why The Clip from NHL15 of the 3 Girls Taking Selfies Is Sexist: A Mathematical Explanation 

thebergeronprocess:

winterinthetardis:

So today I got into an argument regarding the fact that in the NHL 15 Gameplay trailer that was released recently, they feature a snapshot of three women taking selfies at the game:

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I said it was sexist because the only fans that…

@4 days ago with 106 notes

yagr:

i’m not against the expansion teams, i’m against the high number of teams. solution: add las vegas, remove the capitals organization 

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@4 days ago with 38 notes
#With the stipulation that I get brooks orpik 

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

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@5 days ago with 161335 notes
What they say to kids who want pets:Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids:Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
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