OMG, one of our friends somehow still hasn’t seen that latest batman. We just played a clip of Bane’s voice and he lost it. Apparently he thought we’ve all been fucking with him for the past two years when we did impressions?

@3 hours ago
#Why is this so funny 

Biochemistry exam in 30 minutes. Subconsciously chose the lucky Kunitz shersey to wear to class… Here’s hoping.

@16 hours ago

sweartothisshit:

If you ever get the chance to see your favourite band live, fucking do it and don’t regret a single thing.

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@2 days ago with 27665 notes
#I accidentally lost my friend at an AFI concert but it was worth it #They played all my faves 

I’m not alone in being distressed by this, am I?

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@3 days ago with 149297 notes

dirt1999:

daddys-little-squishy:

dirt1999:

My advice 2 straight girls who think girls are cool and cute and attractive in any way: consider bein bi. Consider………loving girls and that’s it that’s all u gotta do just give it a chance &have a good time

and to straight guys..?????

i dont give advice to straight guys. i avoid speaking to or interacting with straight guys at all, instead i love and respect myself 

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@3 days ago with 23036 notes

One of the things about working where I do is seeing a ton of animals that I want to help out. But yesterday we worked on a dog that I’m pretty sure I need. I was up front all day, so I didn’t get to work with him much, but my brief interactions kind of sealed it.

B is a big (70 ish pound) blue pit who absolutely needs to come live with me. Despite being dumped at an animal shelter (literally just left there after hours, where he waited outside for them to let him in the door in the morning ), and having all kinds of skin issues likely due to neglect or abuse, he was the sweetest dog I’ve ever met. Every time I walked to the back, he’d wag his tail and say hi. In the afternoon we had a puppy get scared of his cone and lose his goddamn mind. B just so happened to be leaving at the time, so he laid down next to the pup, licked him until he calmed down, then got up and followed me with a look like “hey, the kid was scared, I couldn’t just leave him!” He gave the best puppy kisses and was the absolute best. Well behaved despite not knowing much, calm, and so sweet.

The animal shelter employees hinted that he might not have a whole lot of time left. It’s a small shelter with a large animal load, and big pits don’t exactly have a whole lot of fans in the area.

I just want to bring him home, but my landlords don’t allow dogs here. I’m kind of considering bringing up a few of my concerns for safety and security to see if I can get a loophole worked out. Between the recent arson, the state trooper yesterday, and today finding that the boyfriend’s auto repair tools were stolen from the shed, I should be able to argue for getting a dog companion, right?

@3 days ago with 3 notes

shippery:

aka im a terrible person

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@4 days ago with 41002 notes

yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you

these are probably the best pies in london

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@5 days ago with 42429 notes
#Oh help 
@13 hours ago with 93517 notes
#Accurate portrayal of the boy and i #we are disgusting 

welovethebeekeeper:

rachellephant:

the most important thing to me ever is bi kids knowing that it’s ok to be 10% attracted to women and 90% attracted to men or 10% attracted to men and 90% attracted to women and still feeling ok to identify as bi, and still feeling like their identity is valid, and still feeling like they can lead fulfilling lives with both (or other) genders. like that’s just so fricking important.

Oh wise words. It’s fine in whatever ratio.

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@2 days ago with 159 notes
#I obviously need to catch up on this show 

bottombuckybarnes:

these are so much fun to make

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@3 days ago with 5412 notes
#Oh help 

@watermelonthegirl replied to your post:One of the things about working where I do is…
SO CUTE SOUNDING. Recommendation: be careful how you frame him as a “guard dog”. To people scared of pits/biased against breed they may take that as mean/unfriendly/dangerous.

Oh yea, I have no intentions of calling him a guard dog, if I can muster up the nerve to talk to the landlords about him. He’d suck in that capacity anyway, as friendly as he is. It’s more of a “he’s a big dog with an impressive bark” and that often deters people from hanging around. Which is becoming more of an issue here… I’d really just like to have a companion other than the snake or kitten for the 80% of the time I’m the only person here.

@3 days ago with 2 notes

So I love my boyfriend…

But when a state trooper in body armor knocks on the door and shows you a picture then asks if you’ve seen the man shown, maybe you should also ask some questions. For example: what is this man wanted for? Has he been seen in the area? Is this a known address of his (since we just moved in a few months ago)? Is he considered dangerous? What should we do if we see him?

Y’know, just little things when you know your girlfriend is home alone a lot. Or in general.

@4 days ago with 1 note
#Eachuisge: personal 

whoretuzzo:

"you can’t hate lumbus"

watch me

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